zebra

when a woman is having a baby, she poops on the table, and the baby slides out on the poop creating a stripe going down their back

(nurse): "Oh no Doctor, we have a zebra on our hands!"

by Shimbot June 24, 2007

Zebra

Striped horse.

Hey look at that striped horse
That's a zebra

by It's me... January 17, 2017

zebra

A polite way of talking about one's breasts.

"Look at that fine lady with those gigantic things in the ze-bra!"

by Sarah to peeps July 26, 2006

zebra

an extremely hott male that looks fabulous

"OMG, did you see that guy?!"
"no"
"hmm he was a zebra"

by TG&CI December 25, 2007

Zebra sock

A black or darkly coloured sock that has been covered in semen, causing the sock to have a striped zebra pattern. Most commonly found in teenage boys bedrooms.

"Oi you noticed the weird smell in marties room the other day."

'Didn't you see him kick the zebra socks under the bed'

"Jesus christ those were zebra socks? he needs to get a girlfriend"

by Ascaredindividual October 27, 2019

Glitter Zebra

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.

I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV

by Stinktit December 10, 2010

zebra necking

Nuzzling necks with someone like zebras do.

"I need some zebra necking in my life"

by Zeebies March 18, 2014