New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.

Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"

by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013

zeanne

amazing, kind, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, all rounder amazing.

zeanne is amazing

by anonymous July 3, 2021

Santhosh Zeals

The True Janasainik & Ardent Follower of Janasenani PawanKalyan Garu, like Hanuma to Rama

Santhosh Zeals

by Maheshbabufan May 12, 2021

New Zealand

An insignificant group of islands in the South Pacific inhabited by 55 million sheep, 4.5 million of which think they are human.

American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*

English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."

by Dunners_boi October 5, 2010

Zealscube

The output of a T9 standard sms text message when typing in "weaksauce".

Victoria took the shot, and totally missed; that was a totally zealscube shot!

by bongbadabongbadabong November 2, 2010

New Zealand

A place where you will find many sheep and no black people

tourist: where are the black people?
New Zealand: theres no such thing

by Can'tHelpYourself December 9, 2008

New Zealand

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The most boring place in the world. Great to live in if your 70, retired and want a life of serenity and sheep, but not if your a youth looking for excitement. Seriously don't come to New Zealand if you want to have fun!

Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"

by Icyrox January 18, 2009