Zako

Can mean small fish in Japanese, but also used to describe a person who can't seem to do anything right. If speaking from a company hierarchy point of view, zako's would be placed at the bottom of the list. If such an extreme example of "zako" is encountered, they would usually be the ones cleaning toilets. See: Worthless.

Man, that grilled zako tasted like ass. I think it was because it was some zako making it while he was cleaning the company's toilet room.

by Shachou/Kachou June 23, 2010

Zingo-Zango

A term to be exclaimed in clownish elation over any of a number of situations, most often placed at the end of a statement.

"Look, there's a brick of cheese in the fridge I forgot about. Zingo-Zango!"

by B Syntax March 21, 2010

zawko

Zawko is an overall bad ass.
Athletic, does stupid stuff for fun, chick magnet, all that shit.

I wish I was a Zawko...

by Zawko February 26, 2017

Zanozotopia

The best sex you've ever had. Defined by the participants of said sex act; meaning that if somebody only witnesses but doesn't participate in the sex act, it is not their zanozotopia. Factors determining the zanozotopia include but are not limited to: Number of sexual partners, hotness of said partners, number of orgasms, intensity of said orgasms, setting, timing, position, length, partner's or own ability, etc...
but any of these categories can prove to be the defining one.

"That was definitely my zanozotopia" -girl
"that was my best sex ever too"- guy

"oh my god! new zanozotopia" -same guy 3 years later
"mine too" -new girl

by Sgt. Oblivious March 28, 2012

zakology

A patch work of success. Nothing ever going just right but always good enough to get the impossible done and leaving everyone shaking their heads.

They used Zakology to sneak down to the beach and not get caught even after getting stopped by the police at 3:00 am and running off the interstate.

by Zak112000 June 5, 2017

Zonkookooladoku

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher

That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022

Zanobini

An often funny and great at Latin. The’re persona is caecellius and often is famous and in hōrtō.

Dr Zanobini was having fun with the Romans...

by Caecellius June 11, 2022