Yesterbate

To masturbate to something you found hot the other day.

Matt: Dude, i just saw this hot chick the other day!
Travis: Did you yesterbate to her?
Matt: Hell yeah!

by Whatever you want it to be. April 25, 2011

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Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

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Yesterballs

"Ball sack" of a male dog that has been castrated. ie... "the empty envelope"

Damn, that dogs yesterballs are the biggest I've seen on a pug.

by The Keefer September 5, 2003

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and my dad died yesterday

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.

Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY

by S1X August 23, 2011

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America of Yesteryear

A place that only exists in the brains of Republicans.

"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of Yesteryear, that only exists in the brains of us Republicans." - Ned Flanders, The Simpsons.

by Imakoo May 9, 2006

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Yesterday

Dated. Behind the times. Out of fashion.

Did you see the guy at the AMWAY conference wearing the short sleeved button down with the tie? I think his hair was sprayed on. That is so "Yesterday".

by Bartendress February 10, 2006

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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.

by Sexydimma January 17, 2013

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