Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

wtfail

Basically, What the fail.

Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol

by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

WTFTW

Combination of WTF and FTW, making WTFTW, or What the Fuck For the Win, usually referring to something random and deserving of a WTF, but being cool or funny enough to deserve an FTW as well.

"Hey, I just stretched a 300 word essay to 1000 words!" said Bob. "WTFTW!" I replied.

by GamefreQ August 30, 2009

WTFIYP

Short for, "What the fuck is your problem".

"I hate you and I hope you die!!!!"
"Dude. WTFIYP today?"

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

wifting

The male equivalent of queefing.
An fart-like occurence from the penis.
Caused by a vacuum-like intake of air, usually when a foreign object is inserted in the jap's eye.

An example of wifting would be an emission of wind from the penis during an act like "One Man One Screwdriver."

"Did you see that man shove a screwdriver up his cock? Imagine the wifting..."
"Excuse me, did you just wift??"
"FS, you're such a wifter."
"What was that noise?!" "Sorry, I wifted."

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by Mierney June 6, 2010

WTFIT?

Who The Fuck Is That?

Tweetie 1: I'm following @harveylevintmz
Tweetie 2: WTFIT?
Tweetie 1: Some Random Guy.
Tweetie 2: Oh

by NoFX_Fan May 13, 2009