WTFB

Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.

When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.

"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"

"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."

by Innominate February 1, 2008

wtfiboa

What The Fuck I'm Banging On About

Complements WTFAYBOA (What The Fuck Are You Banging On About)

"Do you have any clue WTFIBOA?"

by TimbStoke April 18, 2008

wtfbbq

When someone is surprised, they will say this. It is used by mostly teens who have lack of grasping of maturity, much like the word emo. You will rarely hear, nor see this used by an adult, due to the fact this is a word for kids.

Person 1: "hey noob"
Person 2: "wtfbbq!!!!!"

by Sir Henry III October 22, 2006

WTFWBJD

What The Fuck Would Baby Jesus Do

I suggest you make this for the office holiday party next week...WTFWBJD.

by Matt Vaccaro December 15, 2006

wtfbbq

Want to fetch (some) barbecue?

person 1: I'm so hungry
person 2: Me too.
person 1: WTFBBQ!!!

by AwesomeCakeMan January 1, 2009

WTFsexual

WTFsexual is when things that wouldn't normal get a person aroused get you aroused. Being WTF sexual makes you less interested in traditional sex and more interested in things like tentacles, spoons, the Holocaust, and things related to but not including forks or sporks

I don't like your penis. Can you make it a Tentacle? I'm WTFsexual

by GLEEOK April 12, 2011

WTFB

Combination of WTF and FB. Literally, a "what-the-fuck-buddy". Someone you like, and have sex with, but can't tell whether or not you're in a relationship or not.

J: "I haven't seen my WTFB in almost a week."
M: "... I just hung out with him yesterday."
J: "He gets along with my friends better than I do! When do I get to have sex with him again?"

by Jake_W May 29, 2009