Academic Wank describes a writing method employed by students of any subject, (but especially psychology,) who may not necessarily have all the facts at their fingertips, but need to pad-out an essay with some generalised waffle in order to meet the minimum word-count requirement for the coursework set. Often used most in the early hours of the morning before a deadline, academic wank must be employed alongside content with actual intellectual merit in order to not result in a fail. Requires less research than an essay that will get you a first class degree.
"The research methods essay? yeah, I didn't use enough references really, but I typed out some academic wank and handed it in anyway."
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Get the Wrankle mug.When you are sick and you think wanking it will make you feel better. Instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.
I was sick the other day and I decided that a sick wank it would be a good decision. Man was I wrong. It just gave me a huge headache.
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Get the sick wank mug.Masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.
"I'll have a quick medicinal wank and be off to sleep in no time"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"
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Get the Shit Wank mug.When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
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