wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

she wants the pipe

She wants the pipe is a commonly used phrase to describe what a woman wants a man’s dick for sex.

Damn, did you hear about Verny? She wants the pipe so bad from Kieth

by ThePipeMaster March 2, 2018

you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.

guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh

by cockjacker March 1, 2023

when she wants the welp

a phrase that only the chadliest of chads utter, signifies that a female wants the famous youtuber yuvithedude

"When she wants the WELP!" - Chad
"damn! that guy is so cool" - bob
"i wanna date him so bad now" - woman
"ngl I kinda want the welp now" - monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023

when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

wootsauce

Originating from MMorgs such as World of Warcraft. Woot meaning a cheer of joy/accomplishment; sauce, meaning flavorful and spreadable.

A form of happiness you wish to spread produced from an accomplishment or a joyous occasion.

Like omgzorz we wtfbbqpwned Ragnaros. WOOTSAUCE everyone!!!

by Alai October 16, 2005

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

by Farker with regret June 22, 2004