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wonderbrad

A white man who mansplains to BIPOC, define terms for BIPOC, or just is generally tone deaf mostly due to ignorance and sometimes due to malintent. He tends to act like he cares about social issues either to get attention or get laid but also tried too hard to be oppressed.
This man told me he was white passing when he’s Italian. Like okay, wonderbrad”
wonderbrad by Dabeans February 8, 2021
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Wonderbread 

1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.
1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.

Wonderbread 

White culture that is so overt and blind to itself that it is repulsive.
How they turned Silvanas Windrunner from an ethnically diverse person to an extremely white person in World of Warcraft is so wonderbread.
Wonderbread by Odielag December 16, 2022

Fallace in wonderhand

A term used to describe an epic hand job received or self inflicted
Man that girl wouldn't give it up but she gave some amazing fallace in wonderhand action !

Fallace in wonderhand

A term used to describe an epic hand job received or self inflicted
Man that girl wouldn't give it up but she gave some amazing fallace in wonderhand action ! Masturbation,handjob,knuckle shuffle,Bologna bop,skeet street,