wangly

Origin: Wee + angle + ugly.

Young, excessively thin female or male who has an ugly, entitled attitude and a tendency to be a chronic billstiff.

Alternative: Older, excessively thin female or male with an ugly, entitled attitude who has a tendency to be a chronic billstiff.

1. The wangly teens meandered through the mall, billstiffing cola vendors, jewelry counters, and cell phone kiosks.

2. "Jill, watch out for the wangly blonde in Toys. She was saying she might buy cell phones with data plans for her eight-year-old kids...."

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

wigglywinner

A wigglywinner is when you take a douchebag's fat Asian sister, take one of the fat folds and roll it up, tie it together with a Twizzler and then use it as a dildo on yourself or another person.

Man, I was so mad at that douchebag, i gave a wigglywinner to his sister and it was awesome.

by Popcyewild the Wiggmaster October 17, 2009

Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

wiggly rice

Maggots, just maggots

"Santa, can I please have a bag of wiggly rice for Christmas. I ate some off a piece of chicken and it tasted really good.

by Cat_Spider March 11, 2021

Jiggly Wiggly

When a Lizzo sits on your face until you either break a facial bone or you are severely concussed.

Cole: This BBW just gave me the best Jiggly Wiggly of my life.

Bryson: I can tell you broke your nose from it.

Bryson: How much she weigh?

Cole: 450.

by ColeDaddy69 February 10, 2023

wingle

Silly directionless bouncy energy, often related to fridays, and too much caffeine. Best used for spinning around and around on your chair saying weeee! Also very good for annoying co workers.

I am so full of wingle today

by Leesa Morgan July 24, 2008

WINGY

Someone who is light on the feet with super human strength. A baddass. A person with super intellect and extremely sophisticated.

Tom: OMG! Look at Wingy he is just a badass. I wish I could be like him.

Boomer: I know.

by Bat-Wing March 20, 2009