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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.
Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.
by AnonColler January 3, 2024
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Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012
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Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025
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cock-wilted

Basically any situation that turns you off and makes you go soft.
“Jessie hardcore cock-wilted me when she said she didn’t want to watch me play League of Legends.”
by 3BigBootyBitches September 6, 2021
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wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.
"Yo wilted skull me"
by psuedolarp August 2, 2025
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pulling a wilt

having sex with more than three girls in the same day.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.
man: what'd you do last weekend?

guy: busy pulling a wilt

man: you're a true hero.
by Jason Israel March 10, 2008
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