Sticky Wilbur

The act of masturbating while eating an ice cream cone

After a long day at the office Tom was eager to get home and treat himself to a good old fashioned sticky wilbur

by Raul Sanderson May 22, 2015

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awkward wilbur

its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:

wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.

michelle:
LOOOOLLL

wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in

michelle:
O_______________O
akward

erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur

by michelleee(: February 10, 2010

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Wilbur Soot

A quirky streamer who's known for loving anteaters. He said it's his favorite animal.

He's the canon son of Philza Minecraft. We call him our evil little meow meow.

"Wilbur Soot once went diving in the ocean but immediately went to the surface because he said he can't breathe."

by LiaElise March 25, 2021

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Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 16, 2006

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