wiffed 

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

wiffed by theoneDub October 24, 2007

Wifey material 

Being "wifey material" goes way more than being an educated woman who will cook for her husband, clean the laundry or feed the kids. A woman who's wifey material is supportive, loyal, respectful towards her companion, someone who fights for her family and brings union between these members.

We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!

She always looks after me and supports me during my hard times. She's wifey material

Wifey material by Ilovewomenithinktheyrethebest November 26, 2020

wifflenacker 

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

wifflenacker by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Wiffle-Beer 

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.

Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.

Wiffle-Beer by psylemon November 3, 2011

wifey pressure 

wifey pressure refers to that feeling you get when the girl in your life makes or inspires you to want to do better. Only positive things can come out of wifey pressure.

guy 1: dude, i see you working extra hard nowadays, whats up?!
guy 2: its that wifey pressure man. Just trying to be a good dude for my girl, gotta make that paper, feel me?!

wifey pressure by Birch08 April 16, 2008

Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

Wiffle by FartSniffer August 26, 2005

wifey

A REAL Lady, Not your only but your favourite, different from them hood rat chicks. Sexy in everyway possible, when she smiles it's sexy, even when she's mad at you it's sexy.

"I'm gon make her my wifey, she's not like them chicken heads round da way, she's a diamond in the rough"

wifey by Rizzial Stephen June 13, 2005