(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
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"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"
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Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!
Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!
Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
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Boyfriend (To Girlfriend): Why is that fat girl following us around all the time?
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
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Get the 3rd and 4th Wheeling mug.1.wheeling is when a guy or a girl is trying to get with the opposite sex.
2.wheeling is also a drive by cock block it makes both the guy and the girl very uncomfortable.
wheeling is manly use by rich white kids in the suburbs of Cleveland Ohio.Any other kid who spends to much time with rich kids in the suburbs find it very hard to not use the word.even tho they hate it.
2.wheeling is also a drive by cock block it makes both the guy and the girl very uncomfortable.
wheeling is manly use by rich white kids in the suburbs of Cleveland Ohio.Any other kid who spends to much time with rich kids in the suburbs find it very hard to not use the word.even tho they hate it.
1.Ex
look at Quagmire wheeling that freshman over there got damn he got wheels that never stop spinning
2. Ex
Bob- Stacy hows it going.
Stacy-Its going good.
Bob- So what are you doing this weekend?
Cock Blocker- WHEELS.
Stacy- got to go see you later.
Bob- FUCK.
look at Quagmire wheeling that freshman over there got damn he got wheels that never stop spinning
2. Ex
Bob- Stacy hows it going.
Stacy-Its going good.
Bob- So what are you doing this weekend?
Cock Blocker- WHEELS.
Stacy- got to go see you later.
Bob- FUCK.
by LancersofOhio December 9, 2009
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