Weediac

Someone who gets stonned or "High" everyday.

Word creator - DaddyEzy

Hey He is a weediac.
Hey I am a weediac

by Weediac March 9, 2020

Tapia Weed

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.

Damn dude... is this that Tapia weed?

Fuck that... ill just go get some Tapia weed!

by fathomz July 19, 2009

stress weed

The type of weed buds that contain stems, sticks, seeds. Basically it is the lowest-end quality type of cannabis you can consume.

Back in the day we didn't have any money, so all we could smoke was stress weed. You could hear the seeds popping.

by DollaSign20 April 3, 2017

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016

Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.

You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.

by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009

Weed

drug

Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*

Weed. Yeah.

by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021