tin-pot weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. In the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a PowerPoint Ranger.

Michael is a tin-pot weasel. He very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill his every whim, sneeringly referring to them as "sub-par."

by Monkey Serenade August 19, 2009

crap weasel

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.

Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"

by Milzo May 22, 2006

weasel turd

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).

"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd

by Sam Muench April 1, 2008

Weaselnita

A female hispanic that uses deception while deceiving and tricking men.

I don't mess with that bitch Dulce anymore. She is the biggest weaselnita I've ever met in my life!

by Aerire October 21, 2014

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004

Weasel Stew

Menu item at the Princess Restaurant in Frostburg, Md., conceived in 2000 after the Washington Redskins broke their training-camp lease with the local college. Jack Kent Cooke and Maryland lawmakers had worked out a 10-year, $331,000-per-year deal, designed to bring tourist dollars to western Maryland, as part of the agreement that brought the Redskins to Prince George’s County. Shortly after buying the team, Redskins Owner Dan Snyder defaulted on the deal so he could hold training camp at Redskins Park, where he charged $10 admission and $10 parking. In 2001, Snyder paid the school $750,000 to settle the matter. The school used the money to establish an endowment named for Cooke.

There's nothing better than watching the Redskins lose while eating a bowl of Weasel Stew.

by NemoDC February 26, 2011

Myspace Weasel

Someone who sets up a blank phantom page that grants them entry into other peoples MySpace for the sole purpose of being nosey and gleaning peoples personal information without contributing anything back.

1. "How the hell did Kristin find out about last weekend?"
2. "Oh, she's a Myspace Weasel, she probably finger fucked your page for anything useful.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008