the well

noun:

a stainless steel structure which could be mistaken for a bucket. It is however a breadbin but has been ingeniously adapted for the purpose of mixing and withdrawing alcoholic beverages in unhealthy quantities. Often used a way to unite a drunking student society, young professionals and members of society with speech impediments so that they are too intoxicated to care about morals or clothing or rememv=ber what gender they are. It is quite ironic that after drinking from the well, you do not feel one bit well.
I fuckin dyin today, we were drinking from the well last night. What way did I get home? Ahhhhhhh my head
by el monzo April 27, 2007
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Well

What many Irish male teens use instead of any other greeting, usually used with someone they know.
"Well {name}. Any bures?"
by Jemzo May 06, 2020
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Well

A hole in the ground with water. Usually surrounded by a cylinder of bricks. Has a bucket on a pulley system that descends into the hole to collect the water.
Hym "Well... Then come hold me accountable, hotness! Actually, you can come hold me in any capacity... Prisoner in your basement. Anything goes!"

Iam "Really?"

Hym "What!? It's obvious they want to talk about it! Jesus Christ! They're worse than my mother with this shit! If you have a problem, come talk to me, directly, about the thing I did. Don't be vague or indirect or ask me loaded questions. Tell me what you want to talk about and actually want an open dialogue. Shit! It's ridiculous! They clearly missed the point of the Viking on a bridge story."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
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well in

Used as an expression of success or celebration (mostly in the UK)
*person's football team wins*
Person: WELL IN!
by Venoxia November 25, 2020
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Wells

1. Marijuana (noun)

2. The act of getting high off of marijuana (verb)

3. Describing some good shit (adj)

1. Do u got any wells? I dont wanna feel my face!

2. Bro Lets go wells then listen to Dark Side of the Moon
3. Dude this is fucking wells! I just wanna jump in warm feathers right now!
by Grandaddy R December 21, 2008
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be well

Sounds like a kind remark, mystical in tone, but intends to be dismissive, since the speaker doesn't really care if you live or die.
by Bouchon July 16, 2008
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well

If you remember the 80s, it was a warning that President Ronald Reagan was going to say something.
by LudwigVan March 12, 2004
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