Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

crackhead weight

the lowest weight you've ever been

1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)

2. anorexia nervosa

3.lindsay lohan

by Real Nigga What's Up July 22, 2010

Webpage weight

The ideal body weight of an individual as calculated via a website. The term is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek as often when a website says you are overweight you may be quite in proportion, fit and healthy.

"Like, I don't think I'm fat, but my webpage weight apparently is in the obese range!"

by Sambuco July 27, 2012

The Weight Room

The Temple. The Meccah of Self Improvement and exaltation to near divinity. The place where all young men (or women) come to make glorious gains. A place of unmatched potential and grace. Hard work is key in the the Weight Room.

Man Im feelin' so stressed....I'm gonna go hit the Weight Room.

by Master Panda36 April 6, 2014

booty weight

The amount of weight your booty adds to your body

Damn her booty fat! She must carry a lot of booty weight!

by BasedBop April 27, 2014