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Wester

Someone who comes from an area in Bristol, UK. This area has a bit of a reputation for being rough and is associated with breaking the law and unsocial behavior.
Your such a wester!
he looks like a dirty wester!
Im not parking my car there, its full of westers!
by LUKECOOPER April 28, 2009
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Western Wednesday

Any Wednesday night at WWU, a typical university where the letter "A" is more commonly followed by "lcohol" than by "+."
Bro: Dude, guess what day it is...
Party slut: Wednesday in the middle of finals week?
Bro: No silly. It's WESTERN WEDNESDAY!
Party slut: Oh, silly me. Lets get CRUNK and HOOK UP!
by tahwwhat March 18, 2009
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Wetternomics

Either a) Finding inexpensive alternatives for everything. Or, B) Manipulating the system, or other people to get the best bang for your buck.
a) Is that two six packs? One of heineken and one of Amberbock? What the hell man just get a 30 pack of Budweiser! Wetternomics

a) You want some nachos man? (Other) Dude, we can't we don't have the ingredients. No dude, just grab some lays and mustard. i call them poor-man nachos. Wetternomics baby.

b) Hey man, want to split a sandwich? I made the last one so you make it this time. (Other) But, I made it last time and your gonna eat it all. It's fine man, just make it and we'll see how it goes. Wetternomics
by iluvryan May 30, 2009
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willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion
willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!
by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009
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'chang' western

A person who has an army and whom has an Asian father and a slutty, prostitute mother. He has yellow skin and everybody shags his mother. He is also bent.
Look there goes another 'chang' western
by Rhys123 October 10, 2014
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fancy western rinse

A fancy western rinse is the showering of your lower body when there is no toilet paper available.
"Thanks for that Wal-Mart card, Mom, I've been doing fancy western rinses for about a week and a half."
by assumedonym April 24, 2016
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Western Union

Money transfer service designed to rip you off of your hard-earned savings.

Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.

NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.
Customer: Good morning, my name is Customer and it seems my money has disappeared into thin air. Control code is 123456987. Could you check, please?"

Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."
by bloodymurdererhahaha March 4, 2009
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