Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weezer

.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex

Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes

by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021

Weezer

Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not

1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!

by anonymous November 14, 2019

Weezered

When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.

Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”

by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021

Weezer

A brilliant Nerd-Rock band fronted by Rivers Cuamo, who lives in an apartment with a chair and a microwave.

'By jove, this song 'Say it aint' so' is brilliant!'

'I whole heartedly agree Winthorpe'

by Citezen:Erased June 5, 2005

Weezer

Weezer are sort of a nerd rock band... but the thing is that they have created their own mixed genre with a bit of everything. Everything to do with the Weez should be based around Blue and Pinkerton, 2 of my favourite albums ever.
They did OK with their latest three albums, Green, Maladroit, and Make Believe but have evidently deteirated over time.
I like their early lyrics and melodies... and the best song is probably... eughh... no, I can't decide.

Weezer pwn yoose. OK?

by Rincewind_SW August 12, 2005

Weezer

The greatest band of all time.

I love Weezer. Haters can Suck. It.

by Blue_Angel93 April 12, 2011