websense

The most fucking hateful thing in the entire world. There is nothing worse than Websense. NOTHING! I don't care if it's fucking your mom, fucking a cockroach, or eating the shit of the monkey you just fucked! NOTHING! Fucking Administrators are out to make everyone's lives a living hell. Who in all of hell thinks npr.org, the motha fucking NPR, NATIONAL PUBLIC FUCKING RADIO, is a website that should be categorized under "not allowed"?!?!?!? Fuck the administrators, fuck the people who make this shit, and fuck Websense! Websense is the fucking bane of the world. If the devil himself were to shit on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as Websense. Fuck.

Felix: Let's go listen to some streaming npr!
Cat: Sure, let me bring up npr.org.
Felix: What the hell is that?!?
Cat: OH MY FUCKING GOD, OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Felix: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! WHAT IN ALL HELL?!?
Cat: This is shit man.
Felix: FUCK WEBSENSE!!! I'LL BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SYSTEM IF I HAVE TO. FUCK THIS!!! I'M TEARING THIS SHIT DOWN!!!

by Websense September 17, 2006

Websense

The source of all evil. A program that blocks out all "inappropriate" material. Usually used by schools to block everything and to torcher students into insanity.

Your want to go to stickdeath.com but Websense blocks it.

by Brandon Dockery December 5, 2003

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

by elursocaT September 28, 2008

WEBELOS

A preteen Cub Scout of ten or eleven years old. WEBELOS is an acronym for "We'll Be Loyal Scouts". The plural for WEBELOS is "WEBELOS Cub Scouts".

My WEBELOS Max is going camping this weekend with the WEBELOS Cub Scouts to Kaibab National Forest.

by needtoknowbasis November 25, 2013

Websessed

To be preoccupied with persistant viewings of websites, web videos, or items found on the internet

"Kristen has been totally websessed with that real estate site ever since they started looking for a new place."

by pjredd June 12, 2009

Webber

A character in don't starve ROG and together. he starts with spider eggs in his inventory, along with 2 monster meat. spiders dont attack him unless provoked. pigs attack him on sight, along with bunnymen. he can eat monster meat with on penalty. he starts with 175 hunger, and health, but only has 100 sanity.

dude 1: hey dude, guess what. Dude 2: what? Dude 1: I made a webber only world! Dude 2: but I went wigfrid...

by Mobart Chud July 3, 2020

sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007