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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025
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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).
"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
by captainjayjay June 25, 2020
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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Waterboardism

Dick Chaney calling Trump a coward and the most dangerous man in history. He used lies and violence to steal the election stay in power.
"Dick Chaney is endorcing his daughter in an election ad" "Dick Chaney, the guy who lied us into a war and started a torture program, who would fall for that?""He uses 'waterboardism', a form of projecting his own malice"
by Michel737 August 6, 2022
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019
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