Manspeak for having sex with the wife.
Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010
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-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
by justaquickfix February 7, 2010
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A native american from the miwok tribe of northern California. All Walloupe men are known to be incredibly Handsome and are liked by all. Very respectful and respected also funny as fuck and bang like a champ.
Ohh that Walloupe laughed my pants rite off of me then banged me like I've never been banged before.
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When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.
When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.
by kevin1422 August 20, 2023
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''Hey, did you Alicia's in town today?''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''
''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''
''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''
by Ebbtide August 5, 2009
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Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
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Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
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