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Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010
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Wallpaper

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible
-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."
by justaquickfix February 7, 2010
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Walloupe

A native american from the miwok tribe of northern California. All Walloupe men are known to be incredibly Handsome and are liked by all. Very respectful and respected also funny as fuck and bang like a champ.
Ohh that Walloupe laughed my pants rite off of me then banged me like I've never been banged before.
by Runamuk Upinya May 31, 2021
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Hagger wallop

The buzz you get from doing hagger.
Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.
by Jains April 6, 2009
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Cashew Wallop

A 2.5-point turn.
When there is not enough space for a conventional U-turn, but does not require a full 3-point turn to fully turn around.
This street is a dead end, I'll have to cashew wallop.
by kevin1422 August 20, 2023
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Wallpervert

(Or Wallperv): Someone who on social networking sites (Facebook etc), routinely reads other people's discussions or comments, but leaves no trace of their intrusion into their victim's privacy. Usually, they then discuss this information with fellow wallpervs, having all undertaken the same activity. Normally in denile about their actions. Tool of the Facebook Stalker.
''Hey, did you Alicia's in town today?''
''No... How do you know?''
''Wallperv.''

''James is such a wallpervert...''
''I know man... Have you see that conversation he had with Johnny?''
''No, but Beth's fallen out with Hannele again!''
''OMG - Link!''
by Ebbtide August 5, 2009
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Wonder Wallop

A soccer shot hit from distance with unbelievable power and accuracy
Craig-Did ye see that Rooney cunts goal last night?

Archie-Na, any guid?
Craig-Aye wiz it, fucking wonder wallop fae aboot 40 yards.
Archie-Braw stuff
by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014
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