Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011

Witless

To lack wit.

John is so witless when he tells a joke.

by Sydpai December 19, 2021

A Waitress Farewell

When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.

"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.

by BruceSpringssteam July 7, 2009

Banff Waitress

Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.

Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.

Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."

by Canuck words June 19, 2012

Pre-Waitress

The person who gives the food to a waitress

That pre-waitress had some nice tits

by Reckz Izzzzle March 2, 2014

irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta May 24, 2018

Creampie waitress

A female who takes cum all day during her shift to come and watch daddy get on his knee and be a good boy and tongue fuck his wife's tight cum filled pussy while watching it drip on his face.

"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...

Creampie waitress works all day to bring home dinner daily piping hot... Daddy ordered his wife to come home cum filled, so like a good wifey she got filled up so daddy could be satisfied 💞

by James'SexyCougarSheri June 19, 2022