vulcabulary

Vulgar Vocabulary, AKA the shit you learn on this website.

My friend told me that i am too vulgar, and asked where i learned all of these words, and i responded that i learned my "vulcabulary" on www.urbandictionary.com

by WP Bennett January 4, 2008

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009

Vulcan Three

Executing a high five but using the Vulcan Salute. An average high five is transformed into an awesome expression of gratitude and hope. "Live long and prosper." It is rumored that for every Vulcan Three executed, Leonard Nimoy lives one extra second.

Man 1: "Dude, I just got a full academic ride to M.I.T."

Man 2: "No way! Congrats man! (Offers the Vulcan Three)
Man 1: (Slaps with the Vulcan Three, then reflects) "Man, we really are nerds."

by Lt.JDMBACPA February 18, 2014

Vulcron

Shit-ass company which develops a shit-ass which is moderated by shit-ass people (Fuck you Killin and Cobra)

Vulcron bans you if you call Lazy's mom fat (which is truer than Grace cheating on Killin with 2 black dudes haha)

by [1MA] Flanker November 15, 2021

the Vulcan

Like the shocker, but with all four fingers. Two in the pink, two in the stink.

Sally was bored with the shocker, so she demanded the vulcan.

by sunsetloc July 14, 2014

Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021

Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022