Ali Vitale

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.

Being with Ali Vitale just makes you feel like you are on top of the world

by OldTownRd July 26, 2023

Erin Nuzzle Vitale

Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)

Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4

by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020

Sam Vitale

The most annoying human being on planet earth, wears soccer jerseys everyday.

“Bro, that nerd Sam Vitale is crazy annoying”

“Facts bro crazy annoying”

by Gangway April 10, 2019

Vitality

The best team in the world, number 1 in HLTV on CS2 and stuff

I love Vitality.
Me too man!

by Reycko May 20, 2025

vital rust

a roleplayer server filled with the greatest roleplayers in rust!

player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!

by bignamer4335 October 14, 2021

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

vital signs

Vital signs are the 4 measures that can be used to quickly determine if someone is acutely ill. When someone wants to know your vital signs, they are specifically asking for heart rate, blood pressure, temperature, and respiratory rate.

What are the vital signs of the patient?

HR: 88, BP 128/76, Temp 98.6, RR 16. Based on these, he doesn't seem to be actively dying.

by qwertle October 12, 2019