Ali Vitale

When there's a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. When the music is just right. And there is no work today. When you are at your happiest you just need to think about Ali Vitale.

Being with Ali Vitale just makes you feel like you are on top of the world

by OldTownRd July 26, 2023

The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car

UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.

by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024

Vital Admin

Phrase popularized by Berlin comedian/poet/storyteller/lover/MI6-agent Ian Mbelle, often used to divert attention from whatever sketchy shit he gets up to in Wedding.

Yo Ian, Lagari tonight?
Sorry man, have some vital admin to take of.

What's that supposed to mean?
.............. (radio silence)

by yungOsho August 20, 2018

Vitalize

Vitalize is a label given to those who are very very horny and gay. If you have ever met somebody who is Vitalize, you will have noticed they have the traits of a paedophile, except they have that for every guy/girl they see. Of course, they don’t ever get any relationships as people have enough sense to avoid them.

Synonyms include: Mozzie, paedophile, man-whore and incel.

Vitalizer: *slaps arse* how you doing sexy? wanna compare nipples?
Girl: oh my god! what the fuck is wrong with you!
Guy: god, avoid him, he Vitalize’s everybody he sees.

by Possee of Rats. May 26, 2019

Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

vital rust

a roleplayer server filled with the greatest roleplayers in rust!

player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!

by bignamer4335 October 14, 2021

Vitality

The best team in the world, number 1 in HLTV on CS2 and stuff

I love Vitality.
Me too man!

by Reycko May 20, 2025