visa

A credit card accepted almost everywhere.

"Visa. It's everywhere you want to be."

by ProStaff January 26, 2005

sextension visa

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).

I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.

by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009

Visa

Slang for Visalia, California. Pronounced Vy-sa, not Vee-sa

Tato: Hey Snoopy: I heard you pulled that 211 on the K-Mart in Visa, right? Some dude got shot and the cops rolled everyone up!

Snoopy: I don't know nuthin' about that holmes!

Tato: I'm just bustin your balls fool! I read in the paper that it was the Allen Gang!

Snoppy: I guess you could call that a Blue and Red Light Special!

by ZXY&ABC July 20, 2019

Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012

visavachaipan

Last name of the calculus prodigy, Rourke.

Rourke Visavachaipan killed that calculus problem.

by Rourkelover October 13, 2013

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018