vagetable

Another word for vagina.

Remember to always eat you vagetables!

by Billy Reid April 2, 2008

Vegetable Sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

vegetable in chief

The opposite of commander in chief. A president who has no idea what he’s doing or saying, and is being controlled by others. They’re a disaster when given a mic without a script. Signs executive orders without fully understanding their contents. Whenever you hear them speak, you lose IQ points.

It looks like our vegetable in chief really did it again. They really need to retire and stick to spending their own money.

by WRGATEXAN February 7, 2021

Vegetables hulk

A word that was used by a user in a game albert was playing and is the secret word to get him to pat you on the head.

You: vegetables hulk
Albert: *pats head*

by chez stik March 27, 2022

Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.

There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.

by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011

Vagetable

Disable lesbians

Jack "Yo look at those two disable girls kissing"

"Yeah they are real life vagetables"

by Mackjiller May 22, 2020

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008