Del Val

Del Val or DVRHS or whatever the fuck you want to call it fuckin sucks we got a 6'7" big ass blonde cunt as a principal and an ex power lifter bald headed ass bitch nigga as the vice principal where his main duties include being a bounty hunter for students vaping in the bathroom, puffing out his chest, and being a fucking cunt. For some godforsaken reason we're obsessed with 2 15-18 year old students touching each other's assholes on a mat. 93% of the students smoke the Mary Jane and do other drugs such as adderall, heroin, and over the counter bullshit drugs. We fucking suck at everything (except for cool ass vape tricks). Fuck me even half the fucking teachers smoke and probably want to lynch themselves. Every guy had their dick in at least some hole of a girl in the school it's basically a sesspool of all the STD's you can think of. Everyone is in the middle of butt fucking nowhere and lives on a farm. Fuck we have corn right next to the school, there's probably 12 black kids in the school and like 30 Mexicans or whatever the fuck you wanna call em, all the white kids (everyone) think they know rap cause they listen to lil uzi and lil pump. We have no money whatsoever.Nobody is a rival to us in any sport but we hate everyone in any other school and most of the time students drink and smoke during the football games. Apparently cheerleading is sport which is some bullshit. Nothing good has ever come from Del val and ever will it's a shithole of aids and incest.

Del Val sucks dick

by potato nipple August 19, 2017

aunt val

Street name for the drug diazepam (Common brand name: Valium)

He's back on the aunt val

by Kit N February 22, 2014

Del Val

Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School be a regional, four-year hood high school n' school district, dat serves hustlas up in westside Hustladon County.

"Del Val" done been notified by tha State Popo dat yesterdizzle a hustla was caught at it afta admittin freestylin a funky-ass bomb threat at Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School ...

by Ezio_Shepard May 28, 2013

Val Venis

very underrated wrestler good skills in the ring and on the microphone. Became big in the late 90s getting bigger and bigger (no pun intended) until right to censor came along killing the heat of Val. He later became Sean Morley and Chief Morley but no one gave a rats ass about him so he went back to Val Venis and now jobs to everyone one the roster.

I came to see Val Venis

by JJ Caez August 27, 2006

Pulling a Val

When someone takes things too seriously and kills the mood.

or

When someone older or more "mentally mature" inappropriately calls you out for being childish.

Tyler is pulling a Val on Juliet because she made fun of her age.

by Eatmyearlobe June 6, 2017

val kilmer

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

by roacho666 July 16, 2007

Val Velocity

Val Velocity is a character in the comics “The True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys” comic by Gerard Way. He’s hated by 99.9% of the fandom because he made a huge mistake that caused everyone to become upset. He’s also kinda an asshole, but he had his reasons I suppose. He was supposedly born into hatred and war, full of ambivalence and paranoia, a war criminal, a sweet serial killer, yet caring but displayed it in his own way, and most importantly of all, broken. Val is someone who’s been through so much and never properly learned to cope so all the pain manifested into anger which then got him to where he is. I see someone who hides behind a mask (LITERALLY) because he is afraid of being seen as weak.

“When they see red, they’ll think of Val Velocity. I’m taking his color!” - Val about Party Poison

by Venom Shot April 2, 2021