The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.
by Zigabub December 17, 2013
by Erik H Green July 18, 2008
A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.
by Inferior Boy September 16, 2006
by urban asshole February 20, 2010
The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.
However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide
However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide
Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.
Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.
Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.
*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*
Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.
Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.
*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*
by I Hate Me Too March 29, 2014
by Gender-neutral June 20, 2019
by Wun Hung Lo December 20, 2005