cheese union

A force much like the Soviet Union exept it’s better in every way, there are multiple gangs within the boundaries of the walls of the cheese union. Some of these gangs are the HEHEHE gang, or the cheddar gang. Some gangs are bigger than others, an example could be the cheddar gang, which tourtures all normies that are in sight. The cheese union highly supports communism, and very much dislikes 🧢Italism. It is currently at war with the U.S.A, but is relying on Canada to give them maple syrup for fuel for their highly powerful mozzarella tanks. Almost all of the weapons designed by the cheese union are souly powered my different types of cheese. This however grants all weapons useless as the cheese is too amazing. All vegans will be forced to eat gallons upon gallons of cheese as this is the cheese unions one and only goal.

The cheese union plans to eliminate all vegans.

Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*

by SomeRandomDemon October 20, 2020

Western Union

Money transfer service designed to rip you off of your hard-earned savings.

Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.

NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.

Customer: Good morning, my name is Customer and it seems my money has disappeared into thin air. Control code is 123456987. Could you check, please?"

Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."

by bloodymurdererhahaha March 4, 2009

using autism as an insult

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.

Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.

by Your Gays July 9, 2020

Union Brotherhood

The fundamental element of integrity that is missing from many of America's Union members, sadly and most commonly replaced by I Got Mine Theory.

Union Brotherhood has mutated into way too much hood, and not enough brother.

by Worldhead December 2, 2009

Usonia

A word used by American architect, Frank Lloyd Wright, to refer to the United States of America, (a mouthful of syllables often abbreviated as just "America"). "Usonian" citizens are just astute enough to realize that "America" is actually an entire continent, containing many countries, and that referring to one's self as "American", when visiting one's continental neighbors, is a slighting faux pax, as they too are Americans. Sadly, when the enlightened Usonian introduces himself as such, he is looked upon as strangely odd and consequently avoided. Hence, most Usonians stay at home, seeking enlightenment from the comfort of the couch, the TV and the refrigerator.

I am now and have always been, simply and proudly, a Usonian.

by Duh!Vinci August 7, 2007

union jack

England is represented by the flag of St. George
A red cross on a white ground

Scotland is represented by the flag of St. Andrew
a diagonal white cross on a blue background.

Ireland is represented by the flag of St. Patrick
a diagonal red cross on a white background

The Welsh dragon does not appear on the flag because when the first Union Flag was created in 1606, Wales was already united with England
Therefore Wales is represented by the English Flag

The "red Diagonal lines" are not from wales. Thats thought up ignorance by Gumba Gumba

by Kung-Fu Jesus. September 13, 2004

Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007