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hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking

A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
by Nick D October 28, 2004
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Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
by Ebonyks December 28, 2009
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top up

On a certain unnamed Caribbean island (not Jamaica) top up means one who smokes ganja.
Dat white boy ok,how you know him,he top up?
by BSquared July 20, 2007
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The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!
by Liverpool One December 31, 2021
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top up music

Meaning, buying a card like topping up your cell phone but instead your buying a card with music downloads on it to top up your ipod with new music.
Sam, bought another itunes top up music card at the grocery store for his ipod. Isnt that the 3rd one this month?
by Overseaz September 27, 2006
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Top Gun Thumbs Up

A Top gun Thumbs up is similar to a regular thumbs up, only its held for much longer and you turn your hand to the side so the person youre giving the thumbs up to, can see the back of your hand.
its called a "Top Gun Thumbs Up" because during the entire film, that is all Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer ever did, never giving proper thumbs up to each other and at times, it seems as though their right hands are permenantly STUCK in that position.
not really possible to do an example of a Top Gun Thumbs Up... just watch Top Gun!
by The J. September 12, 2005
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by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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