unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

Unload, show clear

When you are on a USMC shooting range and have finiahed a drill your coach says this to tell you to clear all rounds from the chamber and take out a magazine if one is inserted. Alternitively, to bust inside a bitch and pull out so that your cock is "clear" of all semen

Sean "bro im gonna unload, show clear in her pussy"
Ryan " yeah do it for the culture"

by Naes218 May 31, 2018

Uploaf

1. An upload so good it's the best thing since sliced bread.

2. The top of the loaf.

Hey man you seen that new Markiplier video? Now that's an uploaf!

by galaxyelf January 30, 2020

unlofidox

A word referrering to the contradiction of low fidelity.

"That photoshoot was unlofidox compared to his prior pieces."

by helpisbail October 9, 2023

Pre-Unload

When you have a date with REALLY hot chick and you want to have more staying power.

Me: I've got a date with Rebeeca tonight

Friend: You better pre-unload. She's so hot I shoot my wad in 5 minutes just thinking about her!

by 1ezlife October 2, 2010

Strategic Unloading

The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.

Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.

by houndeye22 January 15, 2020

Rogue Unload

Taking a shit outside, or anywhere other than within the confines of a civilised facility.

After that double McD I was busting for a shit so I had to rogue unload on the walk home.

by R.O.I. July 30, 2023