underpantsing

To Pants someone but to pull there underwear down simultaneously weather purposely or on accident

Dude that kid got underpants in front of EVERYONE, they saw his junk and everything

Yo i was Underpantsing this and he punched me, It was a freakin accident i just wanted to pants him

by Devon K May 30, 2008

Underpants Recruitment

The style and method of recruitment conducted by lone-wolf third party recruiters. Usually from their bedrooms where the dress code allows them to wear only their underpants.

- Did the guy get you an interview for that developer job?

- Yes, but I had to pay my own bar bill because he's a practitioner of Underpants Recruitment.

by ChewyLouis August 8, 2014

underyank

The defensive act of reaching underneath and through one’s legs to grab the testicles of a molester (behind a person), then squeezing firmly and yanking down with tremendous force. It is said a single underyank causes immediate reverse peristalsis, while a double underyank is said to cause temporary paralysis and blindness. The dreaded triple underyank is rumored to cause immediate explosive diarrhea and permanent damage to all major organs resulting in brain damage, coma or even death.

Lloyd: Did ya’ hear what happened to Bud?
Doyle: No, did he lose another finger in the turbine?
Lloyd: Nope! Mac came at him, after horking down 14 White Claws and Bud spun around and gave him a double underyank.

Doyle: Sweet Jazzbo, is he dead?!
Lloyd: No, but he’s paralyzed and he needs a feeding tube to eat his beloved hominy.

Doyle: Thank the good Lord Jehovah it wasn’t a triple… he’d be a goner.

Lloyd: You’re goddamned right. Now help be with this buttress.

by Joperbof April 10, 2022

kaeyas_pink_underpant

One of the best and most talented mutuals in the World. Theyre one of the favoriten mutuals from deeznutsash btw.

Random person: Who is better then charlie
A person who speaks facts: kaeyas_pink_underpant

by Deeznutsash July 18, 2021

underpants

The garment traditionally worn underneath trousers to stop your old man from chaffing on your zip.

Do you have holes in your underpants?
How do you get them on then?!

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.

Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.

by brightstar555 August 11, 2010

A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.

"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"

by D4Bullz November 24, 2006