Things will get better 

Another empty promise.
A lie they won’t stop telling me.

False hope.

Person 1: “i can’t do this anymore i just want to end it all now“
Person 2: “don’t say that. Things will get better. I promise”

Things will get better by Life_is_empty March 17, 2021

Warm Fuzzy Thing 

Another term for 'Monad', which is a construct borrowed from category theory that is often used in the functional programming language Haskell to represent stateful computation and side effects. The term 'Warm Fuzzy Thing' is promoted by the researcher Simon Peyton Jones because he feels that the term 'Monad' is far too imposing.

You can do IO using the IO warm fuzzy thing." "A warm fuzzy thing is kind of like a burrito, if you think about it hard enough." "The Maybe type class is a warm fuzzy thing

Warm Fuzzy Thing by dented42 October 27, 2010

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. 

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.

Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. by 2k._j4y February 5, 2021

things are looking up 

things are starting to go well

the past couple of months haven't been easiy for me...but things are looking up

things are looking up by ceetee September 12, 2006

This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016

All The Small Things 

The greatest hit by blink 182. it was made for the guitarist tom delonge's girlfriend and later wife. it was made on the enema of the state album along with Whats My Age Again?,
and Adam's Song.

Have you heard All the small things

All The Small Things by small whitey January 17, 2012

spice things up 

to add an element of excitement into a situation

when I was getting dressed this morning, I decided to spice things up a bit.

spice things up by Sealy Sikes February 17, 2019