Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

Fo twizzle ma dizzle

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.

Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.

by yobbo May 1, 2003

alaskan sizzle twizzle

You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo

Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..

by Natalie w. June 13, 2017

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin July 24, 2008

g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

Thin Twizzle

A female with a perfect pussy with a little swirl in the center like a twizzler.

I banged that chick last night and she had a thin twizzle!

by eeknarf November 21, 2011

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013