twitter

1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced

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by rivitoz June 2, 2009

twitteration

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

by jvince_la December 5, 2010

twitter

I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing

Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego

by homediggitizzle February 23, 2011

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 15, 2010

twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009

Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009