twitterganger

when someone creates a twitter account in order to impersonate you and make you look like an idiot.

I just found out I have a twitterganger who tweeted that in the 80s I was in a coven with Christine O'Donnell.

by javedon October 24, 2010

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

twatterfall

When ur girl squirts all over your bedroom walls and ceiling fan.

"Don't go chasing twatterfalls" - Betty white

My room flooded cuz sally had a twatterfall

by rhule20 August 24, 2017

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

twatterface

A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.

Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

Twitterbug

Someone who spends a great deal of their time on micro blogging service, Twitter.

“Why are you spending so much of your time on Twitter? If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Twitterbug.”

by Prof Bruce November 9, 2009