Twig

"Look at neri what a twig"
by neriJew June 22, 2017
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twigs

cracks her ankle bones - sounds
like twigs breakin'
You will be a cripple at 40 if
you keep up that twigs!
by moops September 05, 2004
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Twigging

When a man copulates with another man without using a condom, and after ejaculation the catcher turns round and proceeds to eat his own feces off the other man's penis
Mike - Urrrrgghhhhhhh
Steve - Wow....that was classic intercourse....up for some twigging?
Mike - Huh?
(Steve grabs Mike's knob and devours his own shit from the flacid penis)
by Lyrical P August 16, 2006
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Twig

Noun-

A woman who is a stereotypical annoying chick who begs to get married loves desperate houswives and those annoying shows, eats cookie dough after a break-up that really was not bad at all and their shoes MUST match their bag, All problems are solved by shopping. Total drama queen and must make everything like it's the end of the world. Says "like" A LOT. Almost an adult ditz except she has a brain.
-Like oh my Gawwwwwdddd Jereamy and I are through. He like totally broke my heart

-You're the one who broke up with him!!! Why are you moping!!!

-Yeah but the pain still hurts...

-You're a twig
by That one crazy kid October 25, 2006
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Twig

by Bones Macgyver April 07, 2014
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Twig

A term used when describing an exceedingly attractive young woman, especially in circumstances where the word 'fit', for example, does not reach the heights of attractiveness that this particular young woman bears.
'Dat gash is bare twig'
by Manz June 14, 2007
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twig and tackle

*Whack*, Ahh, fuck, I totally just got racked in the twig and tackle
by D-Biscuits December 07, 2007
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