The Turtle Just Passed You

Slang for walking or driving too slow that everyone passes you.

Can you walk faster, the turtle can walk faster than you, the turtle just passed you. You drive too slow that the turtle can pass you.

by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013

hot turtle

The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.

When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.

by Jennifer Vonfingertrap July 14, 2015

Turtle Fence

A turtle fence keeps turtles from getting hit by cars. It is exactly 3 feet high and most commonly located in Michigan.

Tom erected the turtle fence to help save the turtles.

by RyannnnCameron March 11, 2010

turtlecunt

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

by Power Queef August 23, 2018

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.

Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.

by L_Hol September 21, 2018

Urinal Turtle

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008