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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.
“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”
by Honest2n March 23, 2024
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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I like turtles

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
by Michael Habic November 25, 2007
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Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
by CaWe March 20, 2004
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 22, 2003
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes.
(five minutes later)
Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
by Krang July 20, 2003
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
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