love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.

Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.

by DJ horrible August 10, 2009

Turned Up

To be drunk, or to be intoxicated

John: Yo i am turned up off this Grey Goose

by Reggiensh July 31, 2009

turned into glass

A country in the Middle East (where there are lots of deserts) being nuked

Sand when overheated turns into glass.

Iran should be turned into glass.

by Grammaton cleric March 11, 2016

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003

Turned On

To be sexualy excited!

I could go for some sex im that turned on!

by Daniellian September 21, 2005

turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.

Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.

by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009

Turned Carny

American 1980s slang for a person that has joined MI6.

Based off of a combination of the American slang word "carny," meaning someone who works for the carnival, and also "The Circus," for the British Secret Service agency MI6.

The former American CIA operative said, "Hey, I heard you turned Carny on us."

"Nope," The Equalizer replied in his English accent, "I just retired."

by g9ford December 26, 2012