Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

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turks

A person, typically pasty white (and/or very pale), who occupies their time by working at the local credit union, playing tennis, or exercising their oversized toes. See asshat.

"What up turks you got the 40's for this weekend?"
"Nah man, I can't come. I have to work."

by B Sizzles July 30, 2005

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Turk

The state of being both a tool and a jerk. Currently, only one individual perfectly embodies the term 'turk' -- Sam.

Man, Sam was being such a turk, I wanted to punch him in the face.

Sam was so turkish that I made fun of his mom.

Sam was a complete turkey yesterday. Everything he did reeked of turk.

by The black dude November 19, 2011

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Turked

Similar to turnt, except to a Whole, Notha, Level. Usually involves drinking excessively to hardly function. Made famous by Dillon Francis and Phantoms in his always epic snapchat stories

"Yo Dillon, Let's get fucking turked tonight"
"What the fuck is turked?!"
"Just shut up and drink this"

by Urmothersboxbanger July 4, 2016

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A Turk is someone from a country called Turkey.They have moved some Armenians to Syria and get blamed for a Genocide because of that.Also They get hated from Greeks because of their Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Gredramaat Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather's drama.

+Do you know about Turks
-Yes
+They get blamed for their Great Great Grandfather's Drama
-IKR SO sad

by LumiNyte November 19, 2018

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