turklet

a baby turkey ,can be male of female.
used to describe someone who is young or inexperienced.

They fattened up the turklet so they could eat him for thanksgiving dinner.

You're just a turklet,you haven't experienced life yet.You'll understand when you have a real job.

by Jaycee1 February 5, 2008

turblet

An extremely small chunk of poop.

"I just dropped a turblet."

by XMaN May 14, 2005

Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless

I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove

by dddangerrr January 7, 2010

Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).

Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

turklet

a turkey that has not reached adulthood, a baby turkey,also known as a poult

The turklet has not reached its adult weight.

by waldenjjc November 9, 2008

tardlette

a term of endearment used for a friend who is prone to lack of common sense, good judgment, or general intelligence and knowledge in any one area being discussed.

"I pierced my nose and it hurt!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"

by Natrajkumari October 29, 2007