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Fucking Turducken

A man fucking a woman's vagina while he is receiving anal sex from another man.
Bill, Jill, and Will Did performed a fucking turducken last night.
by zizzlezazzle February 4, 2020
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When an orgy becomes a sexual human centipede conga line, weaving midgets and tall people into the bunch
Our street parade, the Newfoundlandian Turducken, was quickly halted by the police
by succmedry January 18, 2017
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Turducken

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.
"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner
by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004
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Tardick

Tardick- (tär-dĭc) Adj, Noun

1. Incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. Extreme procrastination.

3. Wasting valuable time.

4. Usually equated to pissing someone off.
Stop your tardickin', we have a deadline to meet!

That tardick... All he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. What a waste of life.

Instead of just tardicking around on your day off. Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!
by Dexmeister June 12, 2010
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camb-turduckin

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a lamb stuffed in a camel. Extremely hard to cook thoroughly.

If you put a hamster inside the chicken it becomes a cambsturduckin.
"Yo dude this thanksgiving i'm gonna attempt the camb-turduckin."
"Dude that's sick I hope your in-laws like it!"
by South Pole Elf October 7, 2013
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Turducken

A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.
I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.
by Crayon73 October 4, 2010
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Turducken

During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.
I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.
by Nooner18 November 29, 2013
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