dingy tuna

Adjective; A crazy or mildly retared girl/woman

Anita, you're such a dingy tuna!

by Brooks M. May 12, 2008

Dusty Tuna

Old lady vagina’s that haven’t been maintained and haven’t seen the light of day for quite some time.

“I bet Betty White’s snatch is like a slab of shrivelled up dusty tuna”

by Feverflav January 14, 2021

tuna fart

A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.

"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."

by Ophious July 18, 2014

tuna casserole

A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.

Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turtle."

by King of Graphics March 25, 2007

Tengo Na Minchia Tanta

in italian: "I got a big bunch of dick".
Famous for the homonymous song from the album "Uncle Meat" by Frank Zappa.

Tengo na minchia tanta, stronzo!

by ThingFish October 17, 2003

tentacool

some stupid annoying jellyfish thingy that appears every other minute when you're surfing/swimming in the sea. it sucks ass but it still wants to pwn your lv 100 pokemonz lol

player: stupid tentacools appear in the sea every other second

by hby6 April 27, 2009

Tuna Trouble

When you're travel eating tuna and you ain't got no water that shit just balls up into unprocessable lumps of dry death in your mouth, can't talk, can't swallow. End result is you are moving your lips around like Mr. Ed and thats when you know you're in tuna trouble.

Like yesterday when I ended up in tuna trouble and now that i'm on dxm describing this to you. And you never guessed it I'm eating tuna, but got water this time!

by Johnny john john john johnny March 4, 2009