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Turkey Sluts

Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.
Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?

The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill
by Samuel Fratams November 11, 2010
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Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.
Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...
by BlossomG April 4, 2013
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turkey skin handbag

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
by poodgio January 13, 2014
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turkey man

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys
by LLegs October 8, 2018
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turkey party

Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.
Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.

“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.

“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.
by Karpeh Diem January 22, 2020
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Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
by CK1629 January 23, 2010
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Soviet Turkey Gobbler

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
by jim567483 December 26, 2011
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