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tummy thumper 

a penis at full erection (180 degrees +), so that it touches the stomach
I had to bend over to urinate with that tummy thumper I had this morning.
tummy thumper by Ttonkytonk January 28, 2010

Tummy Wiseau 

Sex position with the penis in or around the belly button.

Created by Tommy Wiseau in his movie, The Room.
"Oh hi Mark. Come over here and let's do the Tummy Wiseau." -Lisa

Tummy Jim Jam 

Abstract Noun. The rumbling sensation and extreme urge to shit your pants when you are extremely nervous and anxious. Usually experienced when receiving report cards, before big events and everything else that makes you nervous or anxious.
Irah : Ayo dude, you look tired, did you sleep last night?
Mikhail : Nah man, had an extreme case of Tummy Jim Jam last night.
Irah : But why though?
Mikhail : We getting our report cards today....
Irah : Oh fuck.
Tummy Jim Jam by _Clockwork_ September 29, 2021

Tummy fucking 

β€œTo put the penis in the belly button” Distractible podcast
Tummy fucking by The kid left over November 30, 2021

tummy music 

1. Music that is so loud that it feels like you swallowed a overflowing glass of music and its partying like a rockstar in your abodomen.

2. A genre of music in which the vocals of the songs closly resemble a young man 'hurling', singing, and screaming bloody murder at the same time. See also, "grindcore".
"WEET WEET BREEBREEBREEBREE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET BREEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *toilet flushes*" "you okay man?" "yeah im good just singing some GRINDCORE !!!!" "in the bathroom ?!?!?!?!"

tummy music bands include, but are not limited to: heavy heavy low low, wecamewithbrokenteeth, suicide silence, the number twelve looks like you, dance club massacre, gutted with broken glass.
tummy music by Victoria & Kate July 30, 2007

tummy basting 

While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
My favorite form of release is tummy basting.
tummy basting by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009