Tugging The Tiger

Tugging your tiger is slang and refers to masturbation.

"Dude last night my mom caught me Tugging The Tiger"

by bigbossman76 February 20, 2009

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013

Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

Tugging my Johnson

“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.

Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”

by Krongus Doohickey August 25, 2023

tiggling

When ur tits jiggle EVERYWHERE

Omg jordy, your tiggling everywhere.

by Ermerm February 1, 2017

Toggling

To limit or control one's internet bandwidth speed. Generally done with nefarious or malicious intent. Similar to "Throttling," except it is done to ruin someones day or hold someone back.

Example:

Blake : "Dude, what the hell is going on with our internet today? It's so slow!"
Paul : "It is probably that Russian jew Network guy Toggling our shit again."

TogglingToggle internet interwebs network IT throttle jew speed LAN bandwidth browse firewall switch router webfilter filter

by pmoney713 October 12, 2017

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009